water\ polo

water\ polo
1. (Water Polo) (978↑, 200↓)
The most physically and mentally challenging sport on Earth. Constant swimming keeps the body in great shape while the speed of the game itself trains reflexes and quick thinking. Water Polo in essence takes the most difficult aspects of soccer and football and puts them together in a 30 meter pool. The synergy of the physical and mental aspects of Water Polo creates one of the most pure and true sports in the world.

Dont like Water Polo? Thats ok, only true athletes can appreciate a real sport.

2. (Water Polo) (536↑, 87↓)
The best sport in the world. Consisting of seven players per team. played like soccer/football in the water using only one hand at a time to handle the ball. Points recorded in scoring of a goal. Played in a 30 meter pool, 4 quarters with a duration of 7 minutes per quarter. Ball is the size of a volleyball and yellow. Also referred to as H20 Polo. First olympic team sport.

NO i don't swim, i play water polo. And yes we have to wear speedos.

3. (water polo) (479↑, 88↓)
Water polo is a sport played on by the quickest, stongest, smartest and best conditioned athletes. A water polo team consists of 7 mentally instable people (who in gods name would want to be putting breathing air second to the untimate goal of victory). The players in the pool consist of 6 field players and a goalie, each player relies on each one of his team mates. The object of the game would not only be to stay above the water while everyone is try to put you under, but to shoot the ball past the goalie and score. There are rules... when your on the surface of the water(which isn't often).Under the surface anything goes. Trying to shoot a ball with everyone and thier mother beating on you could prove to be a challenge. "Survival of the fitest" And just for the record, We are NOT swimmers.

Easy right? Lets see you try.

4. (Water Polo) (306↑, 82↓)
The coolest sport ever, with people throwing a ball to each other attempting to put in a goal. Good fun Water polo is a mix between Swimming, wrestling and basketball, in order to play one needs to understand all games and be able to play all three at once. ....And there are no horses...

Jimmy: "Water polo eh, tell me something, how do you keep the horses from drownding?" Greg: "...Shut up Jimmy..."

Author: Greg Pierce, Registered P.I.M.P. http://water-polo.urbanup.com/1237577
5. (Water Polo) (280↑, 74↓)
The best sport is the whole god damn world, with the fittest athletes around\! Played with 7 players. 6 field and 1 goalie, where field players have to put the ball past the goialie and into the cage to get points. Sound easy? It's the combination of soccer, football, under water wresting, and a little boxing.It is alot better and harder than football.

Water polo players would kick football players ass.

6. (Water Polo) (221↑, 54↓)
The craziest and best sport on earth. It's a cross between rugby, soccer, basketball, and wrestling. Play centers around the 2M man with the rest of the field players forming an arch around him. Athletes are extremely well conditioned. Goals are rare (games rarely get above 10 goals) most of the time is spent fighting below water and sprinting up and down the pool. Retard red-necks call it gay because you have to wear speedos (everything else creates too much drag or is too easy to get a hold of) but if you're comfortable with your sexuality it shouldn't bother you. P.S. We get the most pussy too

1: I can swim fast, so water polo should be easy 2: That's what you think

7. (water polo) (219↑, 94↓)
a mad hard sport, takes skill and a really hot body. very popular in greenwich, ct or california. even thought polo players are stoners any girl wants them because they r just so ridiculously good looking. oh and water polo guys come with water polo hair...oh yeah

pretty much u want them all the water polo guys...

8. (Water polo) (105↑, 21↓)
The hardest and best sport in the world. Period. End of sentence.

If [water polo] was easy, it would be called [football].

9. (Water Polo) (54↑, 12↓)
Water polo is a sport played on by the quickest, strongest, smartest and best conditioned athletes. A water polo team consists of 7 mentally unstable people (who in gods name would want to be putting breathing air second to the ultimate goal of victory). The players in the pool consist of 6 field players and a goalie. The object of the game would not only be to stay above the water while everyone is try to put you under, but to shoot the ball past the goalie and score. There are rules... when your on the surface of the water(which isn't often). Under the surface anything goes.

Water polo is for the mentally unstable.

Author: The Water Polo Freak http://water-polo.urbanup.com/4101124
10. (Water Polo) (49↑, 15↓)
A game played in the a 30M pool with one goalie and 6 players. A mixture of wrestling, soccer and football. Above the water there are rules but below the water the moto is "anything the official doesn't see... is legal". One Must be tough for Water Polo. Girl Water Polo Players are the sexiest athletic girls Guy water Polo players are the Hottest and most ripped athletic guys

Guy 1: Are you going to watch the Girls Water polo game tonight? Guy 2: Oh yeah\! It's girls wrestling in water\! Whats not to like?\!?\!?\!?

11. (Water Polo) (27↑, 7↓)
NOT VOLLEYBALL. Most amazing sport EVER. Nothing else to say.

The most amazing sport ever? Football. No way. Swim. BORING. WATER POLO. THERE U GO.

12. (water polo) (17↑, 3↓)
Played by the most mentally unstable and physically tough bitches on earth, swimming in a suit 4 sizes too small, throwing around a hard yellow ball and trying to drown the other team. Plays are usually twenty seconds long, max thirty, and then u have to sprint back on defense to help out goalie. When you're on offens you are constantly moving. When you are defending inside 5 meters, you foul the ball so they have to pass before a shot can be made, giving you an oppurtunity to either steal the ball or run down the shot clock.

WATER POLO: The stamina of a marathon, The strategy of chess, The agility of soccer, The injuries of kickboxing... we're girls with balls.

13. (Water Polo) (15↑, 15↓)
Water polo is a relatively new sport where instead of riding a horse, one uses a large mallet while dressed in scuba gear and riding a shark. It is rumored that some families have a tradition where the family becomes a man when he is able to tame his own wild shark from the sea.

Let's play some fucking water polo, Matt\! No, not that pussy ass volleyball shit. Sack up and grab a goddamn shark. Shit's about to get REAL.

Author: The Goddamn Batmans http://water-polo.urbanup.com/5751848
14. (Water Polo) (19↑, 79↓)
Lesbian Sex Including Two Or More Straight Girls.

1. Woah, Taylor was great at water polo last night\! 2. Taylor and Shelby played water polo last night and it was INTENSE.

Author: onewhohateswaterpolo http://water-polo.urbanup.com/3876886
15. (water polo) (130↑, 296↓)
played underwater upon horseback, often stallion, with an oversized croquet stick and a rubber football. Referees must be below 4 foot tall and coaches must be above 7 foot. Often attracts unwanted spectators and fans that shout ridiculous things like "Easy Meat" and "Hit him in the face with a woggle" Toggs must be worn at all time. If they "fall" off players must make a ring around the naked player to hide their meat and two veg. Common injuries include perferated eardrum and eyeball sucked out due to hit in the face whilst wearing goggles. Up to 10000 people and horses die each year and float to the surface, to be removed from the pool by fishing nets.

1)My horse has died, please can i have a sub ref? 2)Easy Meat\! 3)Ahhh\! my eyeball has been sucked out\! 4)Oh dear my toggs have been torn off in a frenzied tackle, gather round lads\!

16. (Water Polo) (18↑, 209↓)
The sport people play in [high school] when the individual lacks the athletic abilities to play sports such as football, [basketball], and [soccer]. Gets you in great shape though. Also participants wears Speedos, and no that does not make them [gay].

My friend decided to play water polo because he was not strong enough to play football, and his jump shot was garbage.

Author: Truth Speaker101 http://water-polo.urbanup.com/3384496
17. (water polo) (63↑, 343↓)
the gayest sport on earth, in which fags get in a pool and splash each other with water, while wearing speedos and tossing around a ball with one hand while playing [pocket pool]with the other

he was straight until he joined the water polo team. now look at him. he listens to techno now.

18. (Water Polo) (60↑, 350↓)
Masturbation in the bathtub, a aquatic (and pocketless) variant of pocket pool.

Sorry gents, gotta go--me and my stiffy are off to the tub for a round of water polo\!

Author: pontifex maximus http://water-polo.urbanup.com/1024028
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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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